August 2012
There is always that one f*cker in the movies who... →
funniest10k:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
Opening Presents
sodamnrelatable:
Back then: Now:
via sodamnrelatable
2When your crush says hi to you,
laugh-addict:
You’re like :
parasailin-sarahpalin:
andrewbreitel:
Leaked:...
slutlinski:
if kim possible and ron stoppable were not your first otp dont talk to me
montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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franksroofing:
Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you’re not a pussy
tyrannia:
if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i start having an emotional breakdown
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
westernkanye:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
phisting:
public service announcement
Trying to explain things seriously with majestic...
actuallybatman:
omfg my sister’s date just came to pick her up and i went and answered the door like this
When you try to be silly and cute at the same... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Expectations:
Reality:
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness
sassygaycaptainamerica:
why are things so expensive and i’m so poor
calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
when ur sad just remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
calls grocery store
me: do you have cotton balls
worker: yes
me: does it tickle when u walk
worker: -hangs up-
